In my email inbox today, there is was:

"Free Shipping on Holiday Sneak Peak" from Smith and Hawken.

There are no menorahs, or kwanzaa kitch. Only what normal people would identify as traditional Christmas decorations. Clearly though we're not supposed to identify them. They're "holiday" decorations, not Christmas, duh!

At least they have the decency to sell prelit "Christmas" trees, unlike purveyors of "holiday" trees elsewhere.

Email them here, or, if you're needing some more one-on-one catharsis, call them at 1-800-940-1170.