Three raceless thugs beat up a disabled Navy veteran who tried to stop the three raceless thugs from torturing a turtle.

Happily, the stories linked here contain photos so we can see what the three raceless turtle-torturers look like, and surmise the complexion of the third.

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Note this comment at the bottom of the story at clickorlando.com:

Serving in the Navy and treating animals humanely are evidence of white privilege. Attacking three on one is black privilege.