The national media are reporting that on Black Friday, Americans broke a record buying new guns. [Guns were Black Friday must-haves, going by the FBI's record 203,086 background-check requests] Guns are a must have in most parts of Texas nowadays.
Not just because of the threat of human gun violence—border crossers, Hispanic and black locals, and even the occasional white gunman—but because of all the varmints that have invaded urban areas of the state.