Many optional surgeries were delayed or called off during 2020 due to the pandemic. For example, a survey of patients found that 86% who had a hip or knee arthroplasty procedure scheduled for March through May 2020 had their operations postponed or canceled, leaving them longer in greater pain and lesser mobility.

But, this being contemporary America, a few optional operations continued to explode in number even during 2020:

In 2020, America’s plastic surgeons didn’t let the pandemic slow down their booming business in permanently mutilating sad, confused young women in the grip of an absurd fad pushed by high IQ fetishists. Chopping off breasts due to “gender dysphoria” still increased 15% in 2020 over 2019.

After all, the new electric Porsche Taycan isn’t free, you know.

The new Woke Hippocratic Oath for plastic surgeons tempted to do lucrative breast-chopping-offs on moody girls jumping on the trans trend isn’t “First, do no harm.”

It’s now: “First, don’t get your Porsche repo’d so you have to drive a Lexus like some loser.”