Earlier, by James Fulford: Return Of The Many Wars On Halloween

Easter seems so long ago, but the invisible enemy is still ruining holiday celebrations:

Young white women with college degrees standing strong in defense of a hallowed American tradition? You go, girls!

It wouldn’t have anything to do with the trend over the last couple of decades of the holiday morphing from one centered around children trick-or-treating to trixies playing pixies, would it?

If it provides cover for those shepherding their little ones from house to house soliciting simple sugars, more power to them. In a year like this, we’ll take wins where we can find them.