In this latest episode of fleece the gringo, one Omar Colon, a heroin addict from Puerto Rico now living in New Haven, is telling the jury he only climbed a high-voltage power line tower so he could get a better look at deer. [Man claims Metro-North, UI liable after he climbed tower, fell on high-voltage lines in West Haven | Man climbed electrical tower, fell on high voltage lines in 2011, By Anna Bisaro, New Haven Register, August 8, 2017]

If this jury has any Yale students or professors, he might just get more than $20 million.